Wednesday, March 25, 2009

WHY WAS THIS CREATED???

Why am I...

I am the ideas of a wealthy lawyer that owns all the items in the world that mean nothing.
I am the concepts of a teenage Caribbean student whose potential is seamlessly limitless and limited.
I am the inquiries of a child who still believes that his eyes are the world's only window.
I am the voice of an aborted fetus shouting to the doctor that he does exist.
I am the question that the world needs to ask.
I am the answer that I need to know.

Because I am...

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So here is how to ask why:
At the beginning of every post you write the question that fueled that particular thought. As the name suggest each question must begin with "WHY"... Following that, you write down your ideas, concepts, voice, questions, and answers how ever you wish to show the train of thought attached or subsequently following the initial question or thought.


eg.
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WHY IS THE SKY BLUE ?

If you think it is the light reflecting off of the ocean (Quietly look down to the floor now and consider yourself an idiot).

Some say that the white light projected by the rays of the sun are broken up into a spectrum of colors (in the order of the rainbow) that vary according to distance. Therefore as different atmospheres are varying distances from the light source, the atmospheric particles that reflect the light capture a given color under the spectrum --- ie. Earth's atmosphere fell within the light blue range, Mars fell within the blood red range etc. --- I THINK THAT IS A BUNCH OF CRAP TOO!!! --- Like the majority of scienific findings, it is a set of fireworks that seek to distract us from the realities of the scenario (and have us saying Ohhhhh Ahhh).
The true reason that the sky is blue is because any other colour just wouldn't work. If it was green we wouldn't be able to tell where a mountain ended and the sky began, and if we mountain climbing we would reach to the top and try to climb the sky and then get depressed when we couldnt and probably jump off and die. If it was red then the Martians would get jealous and come take over planet earth as it would seem inhabitable to their invisible Martian race -- I dont think Obama can handle an invasion right now. Give him a year or two first. (Yes Martians exist AND yes they are invisible -- DUH). If it was Yellow then that would be gay... And if it was brown then we wouldn't know which surface was the ground and which was the sky. Then gravity would get all confused, and pull us in a million different directions and the entire universe would implode. (I think, I'm not too sure about that last one). So you see... The sky is blue because it has to be !!!

Now who's the scientist...
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So remember just ask the question above your post and then take it away... It doesn't have to be funny nor does it have to be serious, it just has to be you...

Remember intelligence is opinionated, but please maintain a standard.

And remember, When Asking WHY --- Never Ask Out Loud !!!

1 comment:

  1. lol u never cease to amaze my friend with your rampant disregard for science but your opinion is heard and who am i to say that this space we live in is the way it is because it just is but i cannot leave it at that obviously because of that same word you used to begin this discussion. i like countless others on this planet never stop thirsting for the answers to the word "why" indeed i might be classified as one of the ohhhhhhhhh& ahhhhhhh persons because it is in my nature. you already know that i embrace the existence of ah higher power who tru his greatness whom created the eternal complexites and systems that science tries to understand so there for i must rebut by saying

    "white light projected by the rays of the sun are broken up into a spectrum of colors (in the order of the rainbow) that vary according to distance. Therefore as different atmospheres are varying distances from the light source, the atmospheric particles that reflect the light capture a given color under the spectrum --- ie. Earth's atmosphere fell within the light blue range, Mars fell within the blood red range etc" because God made it so...

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